As Summer turns to Fall, the continuing saga of Kilmar Abrego Garcia marches on. Let’s recap. We’ll begin at the beginning. Corrupt Demented Imbecile Joe Biden was elected President. We now know (I always knew) that Biden was an empty shell, who was put in place as a figurehead who could pretend to lead while nameless, faceless Socialist destroyers erased our borders to permit millions of illegal aliens to pour into the country.
With no one looking, the stage was set for an unprecedented invasion of America. Illegals from more than 180 countries (I didn’t know there were that many) marched across our borders to the tune of tens of thousands a day. There was no vetting. No names were taken. There was no consideration of communicable diseases. And the invaders were aided and abetted by Biden Administration and by Democrat locales, that provided free phones, clothing, transportation and luxury accommodations.
Among the throngs of wretched refuse Biden welcomed in were hundreds of thousands of alien criminals. Some came of their own accord. Some were infiltrated into the country from places like China and the Middle East as agents in place to wreak havoc when the time comes. Others were languishing in foreign prisons and other institutions, until their governments realized they could export their problems to Uncle Sucker.
The result was that foreign criminal gangs set up shop in America, courtesy of Sleepy Joe and his craven cohorts. One of their number was the now famous, or infamous, Kilmar Abrego Garcia. He’s from El Salvador, the nation whose most notable accomplishment is that it’s the birthplace of the murderous gang Mara Salvatrucha, or MS-13.
If America had a responsible government from 2021 to 2025, someone would have reasoned that, given the facts that MS-13 leaves scores of dismembered bodies everywhere it exists, and that President Trump arrested and prosecuted so many MS-13 members, anyone entering the country from El Salvador warranted enhanced scrutiny. Only there was no scrutiny of any kind, the scrutiny having given way to the screwing of the American citizen.
Illegally enter Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who sneaked in and settled in Maryland. No, he’s not a Maryland dad. He’s an illegal alien who knocked up his girlfriend in Maryland. The result was their marriage, followed by two separate domestic violence restraining orders.
In 2019, he was arrested in Maryland in the company of known MS-13 gang members. Gang members only hang out with other gang members. Two immigration courts found cause to conclude he was in MS-13, and subject to deportation. Having your two days in court is what we call due process. So whenever you hear some idiot complain about Kilmar’s due process, remind them he already had his.
And then he had more due process. Kilmar convinced a federal judge he was at risk from rival gangs in El Salvador, and the court ruled he couldn’t be deported to that country. After that ruling, the Maryland dad came to the attention of law enforcement when he was stopped by a Tennessee patrolman while in the act of trafficking 8 other illegal aliens from Texas to Maryland, so they could “work.”
The Tennessee cops notified ICE, but it was 2022, and the Biden Administration couldn’t be bothered with illegal alien human trafficking, so they just let him go. And he went about his dirty business until March of this year, when he got swept up with hundreds of other criminal aliens, and got his ass shipped to El Salvador. When the morons squeal about Kilmar being “illegally deported,” the problem wasn’t the fact that he was deported, just the place to which he was sent.
No matter. Kilmar became the poster boy for the “Trump is a dictator” crowd. So intent on opposing anything Trump, the Left adopted the MS-13 gang member, human trafficking, wife beating, Maryland dad as one of their own. Maryland Senator Van Hollen even traveled to El Salvador to share a drink with him. They demanded his return. The courts obliged them.
Trump brought him back, and charged him with human trafficking. The federal court, the same institution that incarcerated grandmothers for years without bail for the heinous offense of trespassing on January 6th, released the illegal alien, abusive gang member pending trial.
Then the government decided to deport Kilmar, but to where? A court already had said he couldn’t be sent to El Salvador, where he belongs. Kilmar didn’t stop there. Having the meddling federal judge in his pocket, Kilmar provided a list of 22 different countries to which he said he couldn’t be sent to for fear of persecution: El Salvador, Uganda, Mexico, Belize, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama, Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Paraguay, Peru, Uruguay, Venezuela, Cuba, Dominican Republic and Haiti.
Why do I say “meddling federal judge?” Although they believe they are kings, the judge’s role has limits. Once a court has decided that Kilmar may be deported, and that is not in dispute here, it’s really none of the judiciary’s business where the executive, in this case ICE, decides he is to go. When a court sentences a defendant to prison, the defendant is committed to the custody of the Bureau of Prisons. The judge may recommend, but the executive picks the destination.
More importantly, I’m disgusted that the federal courts have become the political accomplices of Left wing hacks whose only recognizable policy is opposition to President Trump. They’re using Kilmar for their purposes, and Kilmar is exploiting the system to keep his crooked ass among us. How do I know this? From 45 years of experience dealing with judges. If these federal judges weren’t acting as political partisans, they never would put up with such nonsense as Kilmar’s No Go List. They sure wouldn’t take it from any domestic litigant. The judges have become the willing accomplices of a lying, cheating, wife beating, illegal alien criminal, and it makes me sick.
But the game goes on, and the Trump Administration has just upped the ante. Can’t go to those other 22 countries, huh Kilmar? Okay, we’re sending you to – wait for it – Eswatini. Eswa -what? What’s an Eswatini? Not a cocktail. It’s a small nation in Southern Africa, that used to be called Swaziland. Genius. How can Kilmar be threatened by people from a place that he’s not only never been to, but that nobody has ever heard of?
Yes, it’s another FAFO moment, and one I’m sure some court will find some reason to try to frustrate. In a sane world, society would tell Kilmar, “Adios, it’s finis, you’re off to Eswatini.” Then, when Senator Van Hollen, goes to visit him, he’ll need a dengue fever vaccination before the two of them get together for a drink.
Maybe they can order what I’m calling the Kilmar Eswatini. Here’s the recipe: Fill a cocktail shaker with ICE. Sneak in 3 parts Salvadoran rum, one part sour grape juice, a dash of banana oil, and a pinch of assault. With a wooden muddler, stir the pot until the ICE goes away and the mixture is thoroughly muddled. Pour into a rose colored glass, sprinkle with nuts, and garnish with a miniature bloody machete. Keep drinking these till you actually believe Kilmar’s bullshit story. Then you’re qualified to be a federal judge.
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